Including social media, twitter, facebook, reddit, AO3, dating apps, tinder, grindr, and other forms of virtual social connection as a central focus (not just a mention in the background)
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Summary: “HE’S BEAUTY HE’S GRACE HE’S MISTER UNITED STATES!” “Bucky, what the [bleeped]…?” “Following his pardon by the President of the United States, Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes, former Nazi prisoner of war and brainwashed Hydra agent, took to an unusual method of adapting to the modern world: Twitter. His Twitter handle was tweeted out by Tony Stark, and in the following two days, he gained over ten million followers. Barnes posted only four tweets as well as sharing and retweeting several Vines, but two of his tweets were videos of the famed Steven Rogers, also known as Captain America. The latest of these featured Barnes entering Captain Roger’s bedroom and shouting the line: “He’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s mister United States”, just to cause Captain Rogers to fall out of bed before confusedly saying, “Bucky, what the [bleeped]?” The rest of the world seems to agree with Captain Rogers; Barnes, what the hell?”
Summary: 'Well, you got more followers than Katy Perry.' 'That's what you woke us up for? To tell me that I got more followers than some actress -' 'Katy Perry's a singer,' Bucky mumbles into the pillow. '-Some singer? It's -' he breaks off, checks the digital clock next to him. 'It's six o clock in the morning!' Next to him, Bucky lets out an offended groan. 'You're also on the news. Again.' - Steve Rogers' twitter ends up being more controversial than anyone expected.
Summary: Bucky Barnes is home from the army on two weeks R&R and going crazy. His friend Natasha suggests that he get laid and convinces Bucky to get the Grindr app. Gorgeous tiny blond artist Steve stands out among the profiles and, as nervous as he is, Bucky goes over to his apartment. But he's pretty sure that Hook-ups are not meant to be like THIS.
Summary: Steve Rogers: I couldn’t say no to this little guy, so I guess he’s coming home with me! The picture below it is an overexcited looking dog, barely older than six months, shoving its nose through the bars of a shelter gate. The tweet already has twenty thousand retweets, a few thousand more likes, and nearly three thousand comments. Bucky can’t help himself, leads in hand, and he leans a shoulder against the doorjamb and taps the comment field. bbarnes: if you’re ever in need of a walker I’d be happy to take the lil guy on, nyc based and rescues are my thing! -- Steve Rogers is a bonafide superhero, followed by nearly a million people on Twitter, not that he’s all too active considering saving the world usually comes first. When he takes on a rescue dog, dog walker Bucky can’t help but leave a message in Steve’s twitter thread, never expecting the DM that comes his way. With that one tweet, Steve and his new fuzzball Duke tip Bucky’s life upside down, but Bucky’s not sure he’d have it any other way - especially if he can do something about the shadows lurking behind Steve’s smile.
Summary: Bucky isn't sure if the guy sending him Snapchats is flirting with him or just really likes taking shirtless photos. Either way, he's enjoying them!
Summary: Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “...Why would you tweet something like that?!” “If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”
Summary: It’s the quality that gets him first. The profile photo looks like it's been taken with a semi-professional camera: it's sharp and remarkably unposed compared to most people on Tinder. The guy in the photo is the size of a fucking fridge but with Marilyn Monroe’s waistline, accentuated by the way he’s standing half-twisted towards the camera. He’s also in the process of getting arrested. Steve, 28, it says under the photo. New York City. Some say I have an arresting personality. This photo is from my good side. The other has a shiner.
Summary: In which Bucky Barnes, Iraq war veteran and bicycle enthusiast, streams Overwatch on the side for fun under the handle President15, and one day his friend-of-a-friend FalconKnight introduces a new player to the crew, THECapRogers. It would be totally absurd for the actual Captain America to hang out in his stream and argue about baseball, right? ...right? This work is complete (roughly 35k). It is about 85% tooth-rotting fluff and 10% canon-typical angst and 5% Bucky Barnes being a disaster. **READ THE CHAPTER SUMMARY NOTES RE: CHAPTER 1A/1B PLEASE :)** You don't need to know anything about streaming or Overwatch to enjoy, I promise.
Summary: Steve opens the fancy cardboard packaging and pulls out the underpants. They are bright white and look small, but the girl in the store had convinced him that they were just his size. The waistband is etched with the brand name. Apparently, that’s very important.
Summary: Catfish /ˈkatˌfiSH/ - A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances. Steve Rogers is a famous movie star, known for his role as Captain America. Bucky Barnes is a bored law student who drinks too much wine. Bucky gets on match.com to boost his confidence. What he doesn't expect is a guy using Steve Rogers' pictures on a dating profile. Bucky decides to mess with the guy. After all, what idiot uses Steve Rogers' pictures on a dating site? Not like it's really him, right? Bucky may need more wine.
Summary: "I'm Steve, by the way." Steve. That's cute. Steve's really fucking cute, and he's falling into step beside Bucky on the way to his apartment. "Bucky," Bucky remembers to say after a noticeable pause. "Huh. And you didn't go with FuckyBucky for your handle?" "I really don't even want to talk about my handle," Bucky admits, and when Steve laughs it's loud and it makes his nose crinkle up. Bucky can barely believe this is happening. __ Setting up a dating profile is decidedly not in Bucky's skill-set, but against all odds he manages to connect with someone who makes the one-night stand he thought he wanted feel like not nearly enough.
Summary: Steve Rogers is a guy in need of a handyman. Bucky Barnes is as handy as they come. Unfortunately, they don't know each other. In fact, Bucky doesn't even realize Steve exists, but Steve is very much aware of Bucky, a youTube fix-it man sensation who is gorgeous and funny and can definitely solve Steve's problems if they ever have a chance to meet.
Summary: A baker who does pottery. A businessman who creates art. Bucky & Steve discover each other on TikTok, but when they meet in real life Steve forgets that Bucky has no idea what he looks like. Can they get over this case of mistaken identity and continue the spark they have online?
Summary: How to get yourself into a pickle (if you're Steve Rogers) in 6 easy steps: Step 1: suspect your wife of cheating on you Step 2: Snoop on your wife's laptop and discover her secret kink for m/m porn Step 3: discover her Only Fans account and, in turn, discover a very cute adult entertainer who goes by the name 'Bucky' Step 4: create your own Only Fans account to get even with your wife. Request nude photos from Bucky Step 5: start video chatting with Bucky on the regular, then agree to meet in person Step 6: fall in love with Bucky and start an affair (Congratulations, Steve Rogers, you are now in a pickle.)
Summary: When Steve returns to his hotel just in time to witness a naked man being thrown out of a room across the hall, he doesn't think twice before offering his assistance. The fact that the man happens to have the nicest ass Steve has ever seen is entirely by the by and he knows he would do best to banish the image from his mind. Except who can blame him if that perfectly pert posterior sticks with him for longer than it should? Especially when it all happens again and this time the naked man turns up right at his door...
Summary: Steve Rogers, skinny Brooklynite, is a college student who makes old recipes and posts videos of them on tiktok. When Bucky Barnes, Winter Soldier and Avenger, sees one, he's instantly hooked and becomes Steve's biggest fan. What follows next is a story of food, flirting, and a very unlikely pairing. But much like Steve’s unusual recipes, what shouldn’t work often does…
*HANITRASH HASN'T WRITTEN THE DAMN THING YET BUT SHE PROMISED
Summary: Bucky Barnes is being catfished. He knows he's being catfished because there is no way in hell that Steve Rogers, AKA Captain fucking America, would be on Grindr, let alone that he'd be on Grindr and messaging him. Still, if the guy wants to talk, then Bucky will talk, he's just not going to give anything away without making his new pet catfish swim through a few hoops first. After all, anyone with a basic grasp of photoshop can edit a picture. It's not like it's really Steve that's sending him all those selfies... Right?
Summary: Bucky Barnes is not living his best life; he’s stuck in a career he doesn’t like and his boyfriend is obsessed with an obscure superhero. No one has seen or heard from Steve Rogers in over four years, but that hasn’t stopped Bucky’s boyfriend from organizing a Steve Rogers fan club or hosting a weekly podcast focused on the life and times of the former Avenger. When shocking outtakes of Steve’s old PSAs surface, it starts a chain reaction that leads to unexpected revelations and a life-changing encounter with the elusive superhero himself. Written for the 2020 ‘Not Another Stucky’ Big Bang, this story was inspired by the novel “Juliet, Naked” written by Nick Hornby.
Summary:
Bucky Barnes is a popular booktuber who inspires Steve to visit his local bookstore. Steve was never expecting to meet his internet crush.
Summary:
Bucky is a blogging barista.
Steve is a sexy as sin superhero.
Bucky may or may not have a crush, but you can't prove anything.
At least, not unless you read his blog, which Cap obviously doesn't, right?
Right...?!
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